Non-Avian Dino-Free Drinking Water
Contains no T-Rex piss

Non-Avian Dino-free Drinking Water:
Contains no T-Rex piss, guaranteed!
Fresh from the bottle!
For a long life, keep refrigerated.

Warning: may contain very small traces of Avian Dino piss.

OK I'm sure there is some good money to be made here and if I was any sort of entrepreneur, which I am definitely not, it could even be a lot of money!

In 2016 the Washingtion CityPaper published a most fascinating article titled:

Do We Drink Dinosaur Urine?

Well that should get anyone's attention! So just what were they saying here? The basic premise of the article was that with the water cycle, there possibly could be some traces of dinosaur waste lingering in our water since their extinction 66 million years ago. And then they added the clincher:

The water coming out of your kitchen tap is four billion years old and might well have been sipped by a Tyrannosaurus rex!

And of course the main argument here was that what went in the front of a T-Rex had to come out the other end.

The age of the dinosaurs lasted 135 million years, more than enough time for them to consume all the potable water that evaporated and precipitated across the globe. And what goes in, of course, must come out.
https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/195401/do-we-drink-dinosaur-urine/

Really hits you doesn't it?

Anyway the author of the article was just quoting another author and they took a more cautious approach showing that some new water had been injected into the water cycle since then. But there was still that possibility...

... The fact remains: there is fresh water now available for human consumption that no dinosaur could have drunk first.

So, sure, when you turn on your shower, the individual hydrogen and oxygen atoms that emerge may at some point have seen the inside of a dinosaur.
https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/195401/do-we-drink-dinosaur-urine/

And with that thought I wondered just what would people pay for water that was certified T-Rex piss-free? I even came up with a good name and slogan:

Stephen's Non-Avian Dino-Free Drinking Water
Guaranteed Free of any T-Rex piss.

I was sure I was on to a good thing. You could just imagine the hordes of people stampeding to my door to obtain some T-Rex piss-free drinking water. There was just no way that this could fail.

There are plenty of sources of water I could use: the cheap cases of 24 bottles of spring water from the local supermarket, and relabel, or maybe just buy empty bottles and fill them from my kitchen tap. Of course if I used the purchased water I would have to get the OK to legitimately relabel and possibly make a small profit on each bottle. The tap water is of course the cheapest option. But how do I guarantee that there is no T-Rex piss in the water?

Stephen's 100% T-Rex piss-free guarantee

So do I have a special plant for filtering the water?

Actually nothing flash there but it is more of a theoretical approach. But as far as I am concerned it is 100% genuine.

Late 2020 I was studying about the extinction of the dinosaurs at 66 Ma. For many years the culprit was believed to be volcanic activity but there has been a change in the last few years to the theory of destruction from space. Specifically a large meteor that slammed into the Earth causing the extinction.

In 2010, the scientific community concluded, based on overwhelming evidence, that the Chicxulub Impact Crater was the cause of the mass extinction.
https://blogs.unimelb.edu.au/sciencecommunication/2012/09/18/the-recent-resolution-on-the-k-pg-boundary/

In March 2010, an international panel of 41 scientists reviewed 20 years of scientific literature and endorsed the asteroid hypothesis, specifically the Chicxulub impact, as the cause of the extinction, ruling out other theories such as massive volcanism.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur_extinction

Point of impact: The Chicxulub crater at the Yucatan Peninsula of Mexico.

But the destruction caused by the meteor meant extinction for more than the dinosaurs:

The Chicxulub impactor had an estimated diameter of 11-81 kilometers (6.8-50.3 mi), and delivered an estimated energy of 21-921 billion Hiroshima A-bombs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicxulub_crater

Earth itself became toxic. When the asteroid struck, it vaporized layers of limestone, releasing into the atmosphere a trillion tons of carbon dioxide, ten billion tons of methane, and a billion tons of carbon monoxide; all three are powerful greenhouse gases. The impact also vaporized anhydrite rock, which blasted ten trillion tons of sulfur compounds aloft. The sulfur combined with water to form sulfuric acid, which then fell as an acid rain that may have been potent enough to strip the leaves from any surviving plants and to leach the nutrients from the soil.
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/04/08/the-day-the-dinosaurs-died

Then acid rain, formed from the nitrous oxide and sulfates clogging the atmosphere, began to hammer down on the surface, killing plants and animals and even dissolving rocks. This rain would have been as corrosive as battery acid and its most devastating effect would have been to destroy the shells of small marine organisms. p.165.
Flying Dinosaurs: How fearsome reptiles became birds, John Pickrell, 2014.

The effects of the sulphuric acid on the climate was so severe that the computer simulations found it would have taken at least 30 years for the global climate to recover.
https://www.siliconrepublic.com/innovation/dinosaurs-extinction-simulation

Birds, being susceptible to airborne poisons, would have been one of the first species to go extinct, along with frogs and salamanders:

What do we do with these impact scenarios? Naturally, we compare them with the evidence from the geological record. Birds, tortoises, and mammals live on land and breathe air: the evidence from the K-T boundary shows that they survived the K-T boundary event. Therefore they and the air they breathed weren't set on broil for several hours. To put it simply, these scenarios did not happen.
https://ucmp.berkeley.edu/education/events/cowen2b.html

Birds, Tortoises, Mammals: example 2 extant monotremes.

Birds, Tortoises, Mammals: example 2 extant monotremes.

Birds, Tortoises, Mammals: example 2 extant monotremes.

The survival of birds is the strangest of all the K-T boundary events, if we are to accept the catastrophic scenarios. Smaller dinosaurs overlapped with larger birds in size and in ecological roles as terrestrial bipeds. How did birds survive while dinosaurs did not? Birds seek food in the open, by sight; they are small and warm-blooded, with high metabolic rates and small energy stores. Even a sudden storm or a slightly severe winter can cause high mortality among bird populations. Yet an impact scenario, according to its enthusiasts, includes "a nightmare of environmental disasters, including storms, tsunamis, cold and darkness, greenhouse warming, acid rains and global fires." There must be some explanation for the survival of birds, turtles, and crocodiles through any catastrophe of this scale, or else the catastrophe models are wrong.
https://ucmp.berkeley.edu/education/events/cowen3b.html

Birds, Turtles, Crocodiles.

Birds, Turtles, Crocodiles.

Birds, Turtles, Crocodiles.

there was no extinction in the insects, a group that should have been the most sensitive to a global catastrophe predicted by the impact advocates. ... Nor do the birds show much extinction, even though they too should have been vulnerable (Chiappe 1995). ...
some extreme impact scenarios postulate extensive acid rain bathing the earth for a long time after the impact. However, the survival of amphibians shows that this is simply a fantasy (Weil 1984). Amphibians breathe through their porous skins and are sensitive to slight changes in the acidity of their watery habitat. Even now, the slightly more acidic conditions of lakes and ponds due to human-induced acid rain are causing frogs and salamanders to die out rapidly. If the entire earth had been subjected to a huge acid bath, there simply would not be a frog or salamander alive on the earth today. p.38.
After the Dinosaurs, Donald R. Prothero, 2006.

Frogs, Salamanders

Frogs, Salamanders

Frogs, Salamanders

Canaries were used "in coal mines to detect carbon monoxide and other toxic gases before they hurt humans". "Canaries, like other birds, are good early detectors of carbon monoxide because they're vulnerable to airborne poisons."
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/story-real-canary-coal-mine-180961570/

Bird: Canary. Very vulnerable to airborne poisons!

Birds are vulnerable to airborne poisons!!

Since birds are vulnerable to airborne poisons it is very clear that they should have gone completely extinct along with the dinosaurs when the meteor supposedly impacted our planet 66 million years ago. In fact all susceptible species like birds, salamanders, and frogs, probably would have gone extinct even before the dinosaurs!

It makes sense that the most susceptible species would be the very first to go. And that means birds, salamanders, and frogs!

"this is simply a fantasy"

It began to become abundantly clear that if I was going to accept the fossil and rock records which supported the meteor theory, that I also had to accept the destructive scenarios that the evolutionists had come up with using massive supercomputer simulations. But if these scenarios were true, then we should have no birds, frogs, salamanders and possibly turtles, and crocodiles and we could probably add to the list snakes, tortoises and sharks.

Some lone voices among the evolutionists spoke out against these scenarios, one of them calling it all a fantasy. And the only conclusion I could come to is that they were right.

Some species that should be extinct!

Some species that should be extinct!

Some species that should be extinct!

Since we do have birds, frogs, salamanders, and a lot of other susceptible species, the meteor theory is a fantasy. But if it is a fantasy, then so is the evidence for it. And this includes fossils, rock layers, and even the smoking gun itself, the 170 km wide*, 20 km deep Chicxulub crater in the Yucatan peninsula in Mexico!
* See Ref 1.

Because of this I no longer believe the fossil record is a reliable record of the past life of this planet. This means that fossils of the dinosaurs are in question. All of them. This means that no T-Rex may have ever walked on this planet. Or pissed on it anywhere. If that is the case then I am very safe in making a guarantee that any water I sell is completely free of any T-Rex piss. Period.

But I can't make the same guarantee for those cheeky avian dinosaurs.

Avian dinos still being a problem

I am still having trouble with the avian dinos. These little pests have been leaving deposits on my car windshield and bonnet [hood] mainly because I park my car out front under a small tree. Usually when I go out in a morning and find deposits I notice that the little pests are nowhere to be seen. The tree always seems vacant.

No doubt they're probably sitting in some tree over the road watching me thoroughly enjoying me trying to scrub the deposits they have left which usually have set as hard as concrete.

So I'm pretty sure these little pests have also been adding a lot of avian dino piss to the water table. This means that it may just about be impossible to ensure that no avian dino piss has contaminated the water. That being the case I have decided to put a small disclaimer on each non-avian dino-free drinking water label. Guaranteed to be free of any T-Rex piss but may contain very small traces of Avian Dino piss.

Better to be safe than sorry.

... whatever once filled some diplodocus's bladder ... And if that still makes you squeamish? Trust me, you don't even want to think about what might have happened with all the dinosaur crap.
https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/195401/do-we-drink-dinosaur-urine/

Non-Avian Dino-free Drinking Water:
Contains no T-Rex piss, guaranteed!
Fresh from the bottle!
For a long life, keep refrigerated.

Warning: may contain very small traces of Avian Dino piss.

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